User talk:Sweetie Belle

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Okie dokie lokie. The word is quite popular where i live. The Truth Of Illogicality Shall Be Revealed For All to See With a Fishy Stick! You just got slapped! Sweetie Belle (talk) 18:38, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 18:36, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

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Wise decis opp n hfhejdvndjeub to join, m8. Weeree uda IP ITALkD teeewwww? Pls®}£®}£®. Read my userpage please. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 20:24, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

And why in User:Hindleyite's sacrilegious username did younotjoin the Ism Party? I'm.the frickin vice president! Synanim1.gif iTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 20:35, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

ARE YOU AN AMERICAN LIEK ME?

Nose the cheese!

As always, Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 20:59, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I am British and I am a smart lad. You seem quite smart too. What's your favorite TV shows may I ask? Sweetie Belle (talk) 21:04, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 22:01, 17 Aym 2015

Before i say anything, i am not british.
  • Top Gear
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • Downtown Abbey
  • Orphan Black
  • Warehouse 13
  • Vikings
  • Uhhhh... anime?
  • Ripper Street
  • El Gran Hotel
  • Arrow
  • House of Cards (US & UK)
  • Graham Norton

How's the weather over in the YouKay? Btw im 14, so i must be within the proximity of your age.

As always, Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:11, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Ps: Do you like Radiohead¿?¿?

I like The Proclaimers and I love Five Hundred Miles. I like some anime and Doctor Who. Also I like reading fan fiction. Do you? Anyway the weather is slightly rainy and dark. I can't tell you my age sorry. I do not like MLP:FiM ok? The problem is that pony videos show up on MY YouTube and delight in annoying me with all the cutie wutie spam. I've never heard of Radiohead and in fact had no idea that such a band even existed. Sweetie Belle (talk) 21:24, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 22:23, 17 Aym 2015

I thought you would know about Radiohead, becausetheyare a British band that was outrageously popular in 1997-2007. Fretnot: you'll hear about them in the news in your area pretty soon as they are about to release their 9th album. No, i do not read fan fiction. (Shawn) Oh, and i was litmus testing you; im not 14. Something we Americans tend to do.

Nose the cheese!

As always, Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:36, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I have to go to bed as my schedule demands it. Sorry, but I am quite tired. Anyway I am quite a bit of a Grammar Nazi at times. I would love to correct all the spelling errors and grammar errors too but it would take forever. No offence intended. Sweetie Belle (talk) 22:44, 17 Aym 2015

it's 2:47 Pacific Meridian here in Los Angeles, so goodnight. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:49, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Goodnight to you too. Sweetie Belle (talk) 22:49, 17 Aym 2015

I am of welcomings[edit source]

Welcome to Illogicopedia where the beers are below zero, normality is a mental illness and ergotism is a perk which gives some amazing buffs. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 21:54, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

One last thing: Are you a boy or girl? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:57, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)


I am a boy. This is Sweetie Belle editing logged out.

11:07 is the time over there? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 22:07, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Here 'tis 9:28 AM. I live in the world's most disconnected time zone. XY007talkcontributions 23:29, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

This guy is Yoon's definite IOTM[edit source]

Eh? XY007talkcontributions 23:31, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Well, we can vote for him as well, but we don't want to spark a frenzy of confusion. So Yoon it is. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 02:34, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Join Ze Ism Party Sweetie Belle! XY007talkcontributions 02:36, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Smell?[edit source]

I invoke the transitive property of blessings, and retroactively bless you in the name of... uh... a thing. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 02:41, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Giggle at the giggles, dilly at the dogs. Here are your tickets. Are you a ghost? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:49, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Yes of course I am a ghost.....Not. Although I do giggle at the ghosties. If you really think I'm so good then vote for me all you want. Sweetie Belle (talk) 8:21, 18 Aym 2015

Good morning. It is 1:42 A.M. here in California, and I am now going to sleep. I pretty sure its around 10:50 in the YouKay, correct? Anyway, goodnight. Ps. This is 2+2=5. 71.106.216.17 08:45, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

No. Right now in the Uck it is 10.11 AM, and for me 'tis 7.11 PM. OK? XY007talkcontributions 09:13, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Sorry Sweetie Belle, but you're currently not eligible for a politikal party memership. You need to write one high-quality article to do that. And when you join, choose The Ism Party!!! XY007talkcontributions 10:23, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Hiii!!!!--Estero (talk) 19:44, 18 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Hello. How are you doing..? Sweetie Belle (talk) 08:24, 21 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Shmer![edit source]

I think you've been doing a great job on the ParticipaStory, but it is meant to be done one word at a time, not up to 147 bytes. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 23:22, 21 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Thank you! How are you..? Sweetie Belle (talk) 19:28, 2 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Retourner-vous, s'il vous plait.[edit source]

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Guten Tag! Ich bin Cg098. Cg098 (talk) 03:59, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)