User talk:The Pioneer

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...but, the coffee is too milky![edit]

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Twin Peaks is good, but those Georgia Coffee commercials were terrible in the early 90s. Shelly must have been mortified.

2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 16:50, 14 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Thanks for your advice. I'll try talking to her.--The Pioneer (talk) 12:21, 16 Aym 2018 (UTC)

クールトレイン777です[edit]

どちらで、ここのシステム管理者の方との直接対話の段階まで漕ぎ着けたのか教えてもらえませんか?このサイト内で検索してみたり、あなたの投稿記録を見ましたがどこで交渉したかわかりませんので。--Ct777 (talk) 11:34, 18 Aym 2018 (UTC)

こちらで提案の上、上のWelcomeメッセージでSysadminと交渉すべき旨を受け取ったので、Sysadminのトークページで直接交渉するに至った、という認識です。まあ、割とここの管理者の即断に乗っかっていますね。/I have made a proposal to make Usopedia a sister wiki in this page, and was advised by a Werewolf (a.k.a. admin) to negotiate on the sysadmin's talk page. This is why I said that I'm now in a stage of direct negotiation with her.--The Pioneer (talk) 11:46, 18 Aym 2018 (UTC)

There was a fish in the percolator.[edit]

Are familiar with a TV show from the 90s called Twin Peaks? It's supposedly popular in Japan. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:34, 11 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Sorry, I guess I'm too young to understand the culture of the 90's (I was a baby then). But it seems interesting to me, after googling a bit.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 03:21, 11 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Hi![edit]

Hello! Are you a new user? I use Google Translate, my English is horrible, I'm Brazilian, all right? Illogico! Illogically? 04:07, 17 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Hi, nice to see you, Illogico. I started using Illogicopedia this year, so yeah, I'm kind of new here. I'm from Japan. I know there are immigrants from Japan in Brazil, so though we are at the different side on the globe, I guess we may have something in common :)--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 12:52, 18 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Ency. Sarcástica[edit]

Thanks for your opinion on my project at UnMeta! Illogico! Illogically? 05:52, 28 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

You're welcome. So are you Gusga1234 there?--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 06:39, 28 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Congratulations.[edit]

You have won Illogicopedian of the Month for the month of Jumbly. You will now have Phantom rights, meaning that you can quickly rollback edits with one click. You are also now able to display your newly acquired banana-shaped award on your userspace by editing it and typing in {{IOTM}}.

We appreciate having you around. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:54, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

Thanks :)--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 10:13, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

My account on Usopedia[edit]

I just started an account on the Miraheze Usopedia site. The username is Cg098. (Very creative, I know.) Just thought you should know. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:08, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

Thanks. I've confirmed you, and now you can start contributing :)--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 04:09, 2 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

Discord[edit]

Do you have a group at Discord? Illogico! Illogically? 01:52, 2 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

I have one, but it's in Japanese (because it's for Usopedia). If you don't mind it, I can send you an invite, however.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 04:09, 2 Ergust 2018 (UTC)