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wtf[edit]

why is this place so dead again 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:18, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

also are you serious, are you STILL struggling with Louis? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:28, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
oh yeah also, which is ICTTD's soccs and which are aren't, you guys just put every single socks in Category:Confirmed sockpuppets of Louis LOL, lol 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:29, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
No Louis LOL is Gone. G-O-R-N.--DAN (BLAH) 06:34, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
but why do i keep seeing his footprints here and there 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
07:26, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Welcome back! I know that Dan and Knockxx are ICTTD socks. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:01, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
oh hi cg, good to see you again, also yes, i know that too. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
00:26, 7 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Well, it certainly has been a while... Unfortunately, we haven't been saved by Jesus Christopher. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:23, 7 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Oh. okay. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:50, 14 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Conta utilizando o seu nome.[edit]

Boa tarde, XY007. Houve um ataque contra o projeto no qual sou administrador (criaram inúmeras contas num curto espaço de tempo) e utilizaram o seu nome! O que acha desse ocorrido? Foi utilizado o nome General XY e tomei a liberdade de bloqueá-la por 1 dia. Motivo: possível utilização de nome falso de outro editor Ficarei aguardando sua resposta. Obrigado. O Investigador (talk) 20:20, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Obrigado pela resposta, XY007! Acredito que existe sim, a possibilidade de ter sido o I cat tall the dark. Porém, analisando com mais atenção o caso, acredito que o ataque foi em resposta ao que um outro administrador de lá fez aqui. Inclusive tenho uma suspeita de que seja o último que foi adicionado na Lista de Bloqueios da illogicopedia. Bom, mesmo assim, vou ter que resolver essa questão lá no outro projeto. E peço desculpas se alguns editores de lá estão vindo tumultuar aqui. Não acho certo esse tipo de atitude! Saudações O Investigador (talk) 21:49, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
I prefer English. But fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:32, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Hello XY007! I'm back Illogico! Illogically? 22:34, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
I went on to that site and sent a message to him. Unfortunately, I don't know what his username, so it's on my userpage.DAN (BLAH) 22:40, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
I saw two IPs with a 110.140.x.x range that were blocked. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:56, 10 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
But was that XY or me? DAN (BLAH) 09:17, 11 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
It was you. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:39, 11 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Hey friend![edit]

Would you sell Illogicopedia in exchange for a coxinha with coarse salt? Illogico! Illogically? 05:16, 19 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

If it's pink Himalayan salt, DM me on Discord. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:57, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Alert[edit]

Either you or Gruntled is going to have to ban Ivo6. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:34, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

There's an annoying vandal and a QD backlog waiting for the next admin to log in. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 14:20, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Did you revert my edit to Gigantium on accident? If you think it should be deleted, I'll defer to your judgment. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:13, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

That might have been an accident. I sort of think the article is too short to be actually useful. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:44, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

Hi, how are you? How are things in here? Sorry for not editing much on this project. I understand almost nothing English! ahsuhauhsuah O Investigador (talk) 12:25, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Lumpy gravy[edit]

In the 50's and into the 60's, one measure of a good American wife was her gravy. Lumpy gravy was a sign of a sub-par wife. It's also an album, Lumpy Gravy Album by Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Symphony Orchestra and Frank Zappa. I felt you need to know that. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 15:26, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Sofa No. 3? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:49, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Excellent question. With German lyrics? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 03:04, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
No. With Tibetan lyrics. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:15, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Throat singing Lumpy Gravy at a lamasery; genius. We Illogicopedians can wear Sears ponchos, burn sage sticks, have tarot readings, manifest Bardo states, embrace the Diamond Path and grunt rhythmically. We will need special permission from Beijing. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 17:12, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

Olá, gostaria de solicitar um bloqueio para essa conta, pois para mim já ficou claro de que se trata de uma Conta de Ataque. Saudações! 'O Investigador (talk) 23:19, 23 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)'

Ivo Illogico! Illogically? 05:31, 29 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Wars Stars[edit]

You and I have a mission! We'll kill a humanoid using carrots

Hi[edit]

Block ivo danny!Text 06:02, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Can you block this fool from NSW? He's a vandal. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:04, 11 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
And block this hormonally challenged edgelord from Cooroy Mountain, Queensland, too. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 17:34, 12 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
I'm hormonally challenged, too, but that's because I have 0.5 thyroids. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:48, 12 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Done. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:58, 12 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Hey. I just wanted to say thank you for doing mod stuff. —Marzipan (talk) 12:01, 13 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Hi i keratosis this section danny!Text 04:47, 14 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

?[edit]

! danny!Text 07:26, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

?[edit]

! danny!Text 07:26, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

While the bureaucrats do nothing at all...[edit]

Could you please protect my signature? It has been vandalized twice, and with the onset of knowing that no bureaucrat will ever eradicate the Ivo threat, I do not want to see my sig defiled by a mindless peon. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 21:56, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Heads up[edit]

Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:40, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Ovi has been blocked. I'm sure he's not going to do anything else, from that account at least. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Well there's also User:Dickfloss. Block it. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:05, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Done, also, I've nuked his articles. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:06, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Fuel tanks. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:08, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Also, I'd recommend you don't provoke the vandals by leaving messages on their talk pages. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:09, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
They could've just set up an account for the sole purpose of striking when no one is around... 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:10, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Could you ban The 3rd blanker? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:00, 30 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

HELP MEH[edit]

I've been deleting Danny's cancerous articles, templates, redirects, etc.

BUT I'M A BIT WORN OUT AND LOOPY!
BUT I'M A BIT WORN OUT AND LOOPY!

Could you please help me delete the things that Danny made that must be deleted? I'm not asking for all of his articles to go since there is the rare good article, but it must be done nonetheless. I just really need help. Here are his contribs.

Please do what you can. We can't mass delete. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 23:12, 8 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Admin question[edit]

How in the world did you perform a range block on Jumbly 29th, 2017? I need to know how. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:49, 2 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

It didn't work. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:34, 8 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)
As in it didn't deter the vandal or it was an incorrect input? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:00, 8 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)
It was an incorrect input. I don't know how to do it correctly. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:13, 8 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Re: The meme master[edit]

I always had my concerns as well.

Don't worry. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 07:22, 1 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

He is not ICTTD. You can sleep easier now. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 07:33, 1 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)
Right then. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:04, 1 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Hi[edit]

Hello, XY James Bond, how's the family? Illogico! Illogically? 04:43, 20 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Oh lord. THE BRAZILIANS ARE BACK? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 21:44, 20 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Re:1337y[edit]

He joined the alt-right? Deadass?

also, Piddler is active on Discord. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:05, 16 Arche 2018 (UTC)

I'll have to rejoin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:21, 16 Arche 2018 (UTC)

Please?[edit]

Make me admin. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:48, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)

For what possible reason? What do you want to do with admin privileges, and how would it benefit the Wiki?
Specifically, what actions do you want to take which you can't currently because you're not an admin? Snarglefoop (talk) 01:16, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Don't feed trolls. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:37, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
oops -- Snarglefoop (talk) 04:16, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
lol ------> CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 05:48, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)

god shut up.
I will not have Twitter trolls take over my feed.
I already have a bunch of crazy SJW hicks I know from school posting there.
And I will not, I repeat, I will not, make Sophia admin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:51, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)

god shut up.
I will not have Twitter trolls take over my feed.
I already have a bunch of crazy SJW hicks I know from school posting there.
Why does this sound a hell of a lot like something that I would write? Also, Sophia cannot be an admin because it would be redundant. There's a reason why XY007 and I are admins.
I like dodecahedrons. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 18:57, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Maybe because of this? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:27, 29 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Too true. I try to block it out to the best of my ability as a (recently converted) centrist. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 18:26, 29 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Are you accusing xy007 of plagiarism??
Hey, if you make me an admin I have a sure fire plan to cut vandalism! I call it the Policy of LOve and New Kinship (PLONK for short)!
First, put a range block on 0.0.0.0/0, everything disabled. If you can't be bothered to edit from an existing account, too bad.
Next, ban anybody who has characters in their user name that aren't in flat ASCII. If it was good enough for the Romans it's good enough for us!
Next, ban anybody who ever posts a wall of text without any images, because that's dull.
Next, ban anybody who complains about anybody being banned under the PLONK policy, because that's disruptive.
Next, ... well I need to think about the next step to take. But I'm sure this would help! Snarglefoop (talk) 19:33, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
A wall, you say? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:48, 30 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Twitter
You haven't deleted youw Twittew? I deleted mine yeaws ago. Let me give you a hand. *Proceeds to make XY's computer have a flamboyant system error* Yeah! You can thank me latew. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:26, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
  • Ah hmm. This conversation has major political overtones, you know. I thought I'd dig around for an image to post here, so I duckduckgo'd "twitter troll". Nothing very exciting came out. And then I tried "twitter". Buncha bluebirds. Then I tried "troll". Same old same old troll pictures. I tried to smash them together, but "twitroll" didn't sound very punchy, so I searched for "twitler" instead. Guess whose face was the first hit.... (I sure didn't expect that.) Snarglefoop (talk) 22:29, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
meme XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:12, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Obamacare[edit]

If I recall correctly one of the things that broke with the upgrade to 1.30 is the whole <choose> and <option> thing. So even if you could get it to format properly (which it sure isn't doing right now) it might still not randomize the way it's supposed to.  :-( (But you knew all this already -- I'm just being annoying here because it's more fun than working, which I'm still supposed to be doing.) Snarglefoop (talk) 00:11, 29 Aym 2018 (UTC)

I think it probably wouldn't. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:47, 29 Aym 2018 (UTC)