Water Penis

since no one managed to photograph a "real" waterpenis, its existence cannot be proven and this is the only documented footage of it

Water Penis is a miracle of nature created by the forces of gravity pulling the water particles together creating a phallus shaped phallus. No one has really seen it because it lasts for a mere 0.33333333333333333333333433333333333 miliseconds

A different version of the water penis is created by rain falling into holes and valleys, known as the twoandahalfdimensional (2.5D) waterpenis

ROLES AND FUNCTIONS OF A WATERPENIS

Waterpenis is too soft to be considered a sex tool

However it's great for cleaning feces from the kitchen table

• The 2.5D waterpenis is a great swimming pool after all

HOW TO FIND A WATERPENIS

You can't.

NO, SERIOUSLY?

You can't.

IS THERE A water Vagina or a water Bikini out THERE

No proofs of their existence have been found. You can try to perform research however