Well

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While there are multiple meanings for the word "well", their meanings are to trivial for one page. So this page now gathers all the meanings of the word and turns the into sections.

As a big scary hole in the ground with monsters living inside[edit | edit source]

It is a big scary hole in the ground with monsters living inside. Don't think that's where you get water. If you put a bucket in and try to raise it out in hopes that it will be filled with life giving water, you won't find a bucket. The monsters ate it. If you jump in to find out what ate your bucket, the monsters will eat your flesh. One week later, they'll spit out your preserved skeleton from the well.

“A doctor fell into a well
And broke his collar bone
A doctor should attend the sick
And leave the well alone.”

~ Somebody

As a state of health[edit | edit source]

If you are well, you will not cough up phlegm, but your tearducts will become overactive and you will create a giant pool of tears the size of the Aegean Sea. If you are ill, You will not have overactive tearducts, but you will cough up a giant submission of nose debris the size of the Aegean Sea. I'm sorry that your between Nat Wolff and the deep blue sea.

Well[edit | edit source]

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