What Was I Saying?

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What I don't know will kill you.

There are things to learn after you know everything. How long does it take to drown someone? I don't know. I tried it but they brought him back.

Why is choking someone always my first response? Because it's the express road to ending a relationship.

In a closed environment (like mice in a cage), the Fibonacci sequence is a gross under-estimation.

I like looking in your window. I can see you now. You wouldn't think it possible this high up. High used to be good. Now it's overrated.

Why am I devising a plan? Like my friend, I gave up for Lent. They tell me I'm harmless but I hoisted my father up by the neck until he cried so silently.

My neighbor IS myself, so who comes first? There is no time for a second opinion. Just take this pill and everything will be fine.

What if the born-agains are right? It's too late now, and you wouldn't believe me anyway.

How deep is my hatred of people? Only the ones I get close to. I don't hate others on principle, just on purpose, one at a time. It's an infantile response.

Am I responsible for my dreams? Because that's just not fair.

And there's no time for hate anyway. It's all swallowed up with grief. This is a way of recovering the soul.

If you have to ask, then it's probably too late.

What if I was the only one who had these thoughts? Would I still be human? Would I still be a man?

Pay attention. Ask anyway. If I knew you, I'd be afraid like you. But I don't, or me either.

At least I tried, didn't I? Besides, it's the thought that counts.

What I don't know will kill you.