What to do when you encounter a blah

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If you think you will ever meet a blah, then you've come to the right place.

METHOD #1[edit | edit source]

Cover your ears (or close your eyes, depending on the filetype) and give it a good roundhouse kick. Then run as fast as you can since roundhouse kicks are TM Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris didn't come for you, then delete the blah from your computer (If the file/page is read-only, then hack your computer (by pressing F12) and delete the blah).

This is by far the safest of them all.


METHOD #2[edit | edit source]

Use a dimensional rip gun on the blah. Beware that your computer will disappear 33x3% of the time. Really dangerous.


METHOD #3[edit | edit source]

Stab the blah with a knife. (Only works if the blah is in an image/text/video format, not audio)


METHOD #4[edit | edit source]

Instatly put some real good music on and then turn up your volume until you can't hear the blah anymore. Then wait for the blah to get annoyed and go away, and problem solved! (only works if the blah is in an audio/video format)


METHOD #5[edit | edit source]

Send your computer to space. (Note: You will lose your computer 10x10% of the time)


METHOD #6[edit | edit source]

Power off your computer, then give it to a man who knows how computers work and ask him to reinstall the operating system. As you probably guessed, this is the most expensive and the most time-consuming of them all, and you will lose all your files.


METHOD #7[edit | edit source]

Smash your computer to pieces, then put all the smaller pieces into the freezer for 30 minutes, and all the bigger pieces into the microwave for 30 minutes. After completing that, reassemble your computer. It shouldn't work, but in case it does, PROBLEM SOLVED!


METHOD #8[edit | edit source]

Take every digital device you have and plug them into the computer with the blah. The blah will spread into each device like a virus, but it will have to divite itself into equal pieces, so the more devices, the smaller the blah, and therefore you could delete it form each device individually.


METHOD #9[edit | edit source]

Send the blah to the Recycle Bin, and ask Chuck Norris to delete your Recycle Bin. (Note: You will lose the ability to delete files 10x10% of the time)


METHOD #10[edit | edit source]

Hack the blah. You now have full control of it, therefore you can delete it, or do something even more cruel to it. (Note: Your antivirus program will crash 10x10% of the time)