Whose Umbrella Is This?

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I Found It Lying Around Earlier[edit | edit source]

It would prove to be futile but maybe I should post something on Craigslist searching for the owner?


It's Quite Ruined, But Could Hold Some Memorable Place In Someone's Heart[edit | edit source]

If you knew, would you return it? Or would you keep it, not hoping to help out someone else?


Also Has Holes, This Little Black Umbrella Does[edit | edit source]

Should I repair it? Or leave it the way it is for the owner to care for it?


Perhaps A Strange Occurrence, But It Is Starting To Rain[edit | edit source]

I wouldn't want to spoil this object further, but I hate to get wet.


It Has A Name Tag On It ![edit | edit source]

It says "Herbert Grangley" on the little piece of paper attached.


My Name Is Herbert Grangley[edit | edit source]

Wait a second, really?


I Have Memory Loss[edit | edit source]

Guess it's mine...


What Am I Holding?[edit | edit source]

Weird.


Whose umbrella is this?