Why the cheese hated the pie

I need coffee. EXTREEEEEME COFFEE!!!!!!! Uh...

Ahem.

The cheese hated the... uh... hang on what are we talking about?

*straightens tie* Oh. Right.

The chee- OH S**T LOOK AT THAT, ITS A FLYING BIRD!!!!

Uhm. NO S**T.

Ahem. AHEM AHHHHEEEEM. Yes, that's better.

Oh, why hello there Jenkins. Like a crumpet?

Oh I give up...