Y.A.W.N. Index

Y.A.W.N. Index is used for numbering nonsensical elements. in a boring way.

Mechanism

Y.A.W.N is separated in two different sub-Indexes.

• Y.A.W.N. Absolute Index and
• Y.A.W.N. Reletive Index.

Absolute Index

Y.A.W.N. Absolute (YAWNA) is given as [(Group) + (Reletive Period) * 20 + 1000 * Table Category ].

For example, Highdrogen is in seconnd period, zeroth category and first group. then, it's number is (1 + (2 * 20) + 1000 * 0 ) = 1 + 2*20 = 41.

and, lolium is in second period, first category_(Superiors) and sixth group. then it's number is (6 + (2 * 20) + 1000 * 1 = 1006 + 2*20 = 1046.

However, some scientist worried about future when the count of elements exceeds 1000. so, they invented a new way. Y.A.W.N. Absolute Ordered pair.

Absolute Ordered pair

Y.A.W.N. Absolute Ordered pair (YAWNAO) is given as (Table Category,Group + (Reletive Period) * 19).

it's the most well-known form of Y.A.W.N. Index, and if the first parameter is 0, you can omit it.

{{Infobox Element}}'s Y.A.W.N. Index number indicates this pair.

For example, Highdrogen is (0,39). or 39.

and lolium is (1,44). you cannot omit the first parameter this time. since the first parameter is not 0.

Reletive Index

Y.A.W.N. Reletive (YAWNR) is not used very often. but it's used for keeping track of elements' number.

It start with Logicium, the top-left corner of the table. and go on right, then down, then right...

Tothelimitium is Number 8 in the YAWNR. because, well, there are currently 7 elements behind that element.

YAWNR is not used very often because of it's changes. it changes very often.

when one element is found and added into periodic table, all other element after that found element needs to change its YAWNR.

and when the table is finished, YAWNR will be same as YAWNA.

so... it's no use!

Y.A.W.N Index

Reletive Index	Absolute Index	Absolute Ordered pair	Atomic Number	Symbol	Name
1	1	1	─∞	Log	Logicium
2	2	2	-5	Ch	Cheesium
3	3	3	-1	Neg	Negativitium
4	4	4	0	Zr	Zero
5	5	5	1%%	()	Parenthesis
6	9	9	1%	%	Percent
7	10	10	1.50%	!	Negationium
8	12	12	0.03	Lim	Tothelimitium
9	13	13	0.04	B	Beeron
10	14	14	0.05	C	Crampon
11	15	15	0.06	N	Nitro
12	16	16	0.07	O	Oxycontin
13	17	17	0.08	F	Forcium
14	21	21	0.11	Pup	Fart
15	22	22	0.15	Kk	Kitkat
16	23	23	2÷9	Spt	Spatulium
17	24	24	0.25	Ex	Examplium
18	33	33	0.7	Spn	Span
19	35	35	0.75	Pz	Pzztztium
20	41	41	1	H	Highdrogen
21	42	42	1.1	Na	Nachosium
22	43	43	1.11	Dn	Down
23	44	44	1.2	Fe	Fetus
24	45	45	1.23	Poo	Nutelium
25	46	46	1.3	!@#	Delyrium
26	47	47	1.35	En	Wiki
27	48	48	1.4	Ar	Armageddon
28	49	49	1.414	IiI	IlIlIum
29	50	50	1.47	ANG	Gigantium
30	53	53	1.5	Spa	Spam
31	54	54	1.9	Arr	Arrowkeysium
32	55	55	2	Pol	Polyester
33	56	56	2.1	Eve	Evenmorium
34	58	58	2.9	Gl	Glue
35	59	59	3	Crt	Carrotium
36	62	62	3.14	Nou	Nougat
37	63	63	4	Vor	Vortex
38	64	64	4.4	Fr	Frangilenium
39	65	65	4.5	Pi	Pie
40	69	69	4.9	Box	Bauxite
41	70	70	5	Not	Notsoeletium
42	73	73	5.5	Ant	Fusestopper
43	75	75	5.59	Dmb	Iamdumbium
44	76	76	5.6	W	Weedium
45	78	78	5.8	Cm	Cementium
46	81	81	5.82	XEE	zENon/xENoon
47	82	82	5.83	Whi	Whitechocium
48	84	84	5.85	OoO	oOooOoOlium
49	85	85	5.86	LOL	thatisfunnium
50	86	86	5.87	Cfa	cellingfanium
51	87	87	5.88	Nid	Noideahavium
52	93	93	5.99	Prf	Proofium
53	94	94	6	Cr	Cramp
54	95	95	7	Po	Potato
55	96	96	8	Bl9	Skipped9ium
56	97	97	9.5	Cle	Spic n' Span
57	98	98	10	Dct	Ducttapium
58	99	99	10.5	Cab	Cabbagium
59	101	101	11	Nit	Nightrogen
60	102	102	12	Cho	Chocium
61	103	103	13	R	Rock
62	104	104	13.5	Pap	Paper
63	105	105	14	Sci	Scissor
64	106	106	15	Cli	Clickherium
65	107	107	15.??	??	Randomium
66	108	108	16	Pfl	Paperairplane
67	111	111	16.5	Cp	Cupcakium
68	112	112	17"	Mas	Mashium
69	113	113		Skp	Skippium
70	115	115	20	Epi	Seizurium
71	116	116	21	Rock	Rocket
72	117	117	22	H2O	Aquerium
73	118	118	23	Sgl	Supergluesium
74	122	122	26	Cnc	Cookiesncremium
75	123	123	27	Chp	Chippium
76	124	124	28	Ref	Fridgium
77	125	125	29	B2	B-ron
78	126	126	30	Mg	Magazene
79	127	127	31	Rub	Rubber
80	128	128	32	Mol	Molassium
81	129	129	33	Pn	Picknosium
82	131	131	34	Cu	Clapper
83	132	132	35	Zi	Zigzag
84	133	133	36	Blu	Bluescreenium
85	134	134	37	Arm	Armorium
86	135	135	38	Bt	Invisibium
87	136	136	39	Orn	Ornium
88	138	138	40	Tpa	Tapium
89	139	139	40.9	Po2	Potatium
90	141	141	41	Kip	Keepton
91	142	142	42	Dar	42Chocium
92	143	143	43	Fis	Toilet
93	144	144	45	Tst	Toaster
94	145	145	46	Pl	Plastic
95	146	146	47	Plt	Platonium
96	147	147	48	Bob	Bubble
97	148	148	49	Fr	Frankium
98	149	149	50	Wof	Woof
99	150	150	51	51	41ium
100	151	151	52	Oxi	Oxidizers
101	152	152	53	Wd	Woodium
102	153	153	54	Wal	Walium
103	154	154	54.7	Fab	Farbleum
104	155	155	55	Bla	Blank
105	156	156	56	Bln	Skipblankium
106	157	157	57	Zon	Zonrox
107	158	158	57.5	Ew!	Slimium
108	159	159	58	Veg	Vegetatium
109	161	161	59	Vns	Vansihium
110	162	162	60	Pnt	Peanutium
111	163	163	61	Lu	Luster
112	165	165	62	Irr	Irritium
113	166	166	63	Wr	Wreckingbalium
114	167	167	64	010'	Bytium
115	168	168	65	Oz	Ozone
116	169	169	66	Plk	Plonkium
117	171	171	68	Qu	Quickium
118	172	172	69	Plw	Pillow
119	173	173	70	Glp	Googolplex
120	174	174	71	Pa	Paintium
121	175	175	72.5	Plp	Orbitium
122	176	176	LXXIII	Pop	Popium
123	177	177	74	Daz	Dazzium
124	178	178	75	Sct	Scotchtapium
125	179	179	76	Bro	Brocolium
Unfinished!

Citations

• Nonsensical Table of the Elements
• orIGInAL research lMAo xDDD
• Pipichy

Periodic Table

Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Period 1 1 H hydrogen 0 n neutronium Nonsence Illogicopedian Elements 2 He helium 2 3 Li lithium 4 Be beryllium 5 B boron 6 C carbon 7 N nitrogen 8 O oxygen 9 F fluorine 10 Ne neon 3 11 Na sodium 12 Mg magnesium 13 Al aluminium 14 Si silicon 15 P phosphorus 16 S sulfur 17 Cl chlorine 18 Ar argon 4 19 K potassium 20 Ca calcium 21 Sc scandium 22 Ti titanium 23 V vanadium 24 Cr chromium 25 Mn manganese 26 Fe iron 27 Co cobalt 28 Ni nickel 29 Cu copper 30 Zn zinc 31 Ga gallium 32 Ge germanium 33 As arsenic 34 Se selenium 35 Br bromine 36 Kr krypton 5 37 Rb rubidium 38 Sr strontium 39 Y yttrium 40 Zr zirconium 41 Nb niobium 42 Mo molybdenum 43 Tc technetium 44 Ru ruthenium 45 Rh rhodium 46 Pd palladium 47 Ag silver 48 Cd cadmium 49 In indium 50 Sn tin 51 Sb Antimony 52 Te tellurium 53 I iodine 54 Xe Xenon 6 55 Cs caesium 56 Ba barium * Lanthanoids 72 Hf hafnium 73 Ta tantalum 74 W tungsten 75 Re rhenium 76 Os osmium 77 Ir iridium 78 Pt platinum 79 Au gold 80 Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82 Pb lead 83 Bi bismuth 84 Po polonium 85 At astatine 86 Rn radon 7 87 Fr francium 88 Ra radium ** Actinoids 104 Rf rutherfordium 105 Db dubnium 106 Sg seaborgium 107 Bh bohrium 108 Hs hassium 109 Mt meitnerium 110 Ds darmstadtium 111 Rg roentgenium 112 Cn copernicium 113 Nh nihonium 114 Fl flerovium 115 Mc moscovium 116 Lv livermorium 117 Ts tennessine 118 Og oganesson * Lanthanoids 57 La lanthanum 58 Ce cerium 59 Pr praseodymium 60 Nd neodymium 61 Pm promethium 62 Sm samarium 63 Eu europium 64 Gd gadolinium 65 Tb terbium 66 Dy dysprosium 67 Ho holmium 68 Er erbium 69 Tm thulium 70 Yb ytterbium 71 Lu lutetium ** Actinoids 89 Ac actinium 90 Th thorium 91 Pa protactinium 92 U uranium 93 Np neptunium 94 Pu plutonium 95 Am americium 96 Cm curium 97 Bk berkelium 98 Cf californium 99 Es einsteinium 100 Fm fermium 101 Md mendelevium 102 No nobelium 103 Lr lawrencium