Zucchini (vegetable)
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The Zucchini (commonly known as the bush cucumber) is a fruit with few known uses. It has been referred to as "The appendix of the fruit kingdom."
Discovery[edit | edit source]
The Zucchini was discovered in 10 B.C. in an ancient Roman salmon mine[1] by a group of young children on a field trip from Roman Empire Training for All Roman Dudes and Stuff (R.E.T.A.R.D.S.)
Known Uses[edit | edit source]
-Inspiring stupid Illogicopedia articles
-Inspiring stupid Delety-land articles
-Inspiring stupid Vandal Land articles
Known Hoaxes[edit | edit source]
It has long been suggested that zucchinis may be baked into bread. However, this is a lie. Zucchini bread does not exist. In fact, it CAN NOT POSSIBLY exist, as bread can only be created from grain-based substances.[2]