A case of the willies

When someone gives you a case of the willies, they think you are lacking in willies. To remedy this, they have given you an entire case of them. Specifically, they have handed you a briefcase full of people named Willie.

What do you do when you have a case of the willies

Talk to them. Get to know each Willie personally. But under no circumstances do you take any Willie out of the briefcase, because every other one in the case will want to follow him. And when they all follow him out of the case, you no longer have a case of the willies. In fact, you have a case of nothing.

Giving somebody else a case of the willies

Close the briefcase and hand it to someone, ignoring the muffled cries of the willies. Alternatively, you could keep the case for yourself and give them the willies one handful at a time. (This is a long process.)

Contents of the case

• Willie Nelson
• Willie Wonka
• Willie on Wheels
• Willie Shakespeare
• Miscellaneous other people who are probably also named Willie but i didn't check so some of them might not be named Willie
• You, if your name is Willie