Abottomius LXXX

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Abottomius LXXX, full name Abottomius Caesar LXXX, is a business man from Kentucky that was the CEO of KFC (BFC at the time) from 1901 to 1930. He sadly died by being killed by Colonel Sanders himself. He is the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Atopius, the original creator of BFC. He is also known as the last person to have an actual ethnic roman name that wasn't just given by some dude who doesn't even know who Julius Caesar is. Instead, it was actually passed on through centuries from the time where the Roman Republic was a thing. He was born on September 11, 1901, which means he worked at BFC since he was born. By the time historians figured this out, Colonel was already dead. Now, his 5th cousin twice removed Ilick Bals is trying to become the CEO of KFC and rename it back to BFC to continue the legacy.