Ant Hunger Games

The ant hunger games are twisted and sadistic acts that involve humans forcing ants to fight each other in small tubes with almost no air. If they die before the fight they are "released into the wild" and more ants are captured. The humans that commit these acts are typically possessed (or so I theorize) by strange existential forces that have many heads and and "butterflys". These beings are known as Ant Murderers and are Bart Simpson's best disciples.

Procedure

A bad artist's depiction of a battle.

The Ant Murderers will kidnap ants and put them in tubes. They then will take home the ants and force them to either fight each other, die together, or...attempt to make them mate. This is repeated many times and yet...the Ant Murderers have never been able to get them to mate.

So you want to know? Fine.

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