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Eh, can I ask you a qwestyun ask.corm? Can I?
“Yea, shoot.”
Eh, why is my cock so big? I can't even get out of doors because of it.
“Serves you right for keeping a chicken in the house. Kill it, cook it and eat it.”
Ooh, I do like chicken. I don't like Ask.com, though.
“Yea, well FU”
Things you can ask Ask.com[edit | edit source]
- Why do we ask?
- Where is the nearest keyboard-plum?
- WTF ask dot com, you just stole my coffee! WTF?