Can you say "small inbred babies"? I know I can. In fact i just did...

Once, not long ago, there was a small farm. Actually, it was a large farm. Well... ehhh, it doesn't matter. Anyways, there were s7evin and 2/2 people living inside an underground bunker underneath preapocalyptic everything. A recent change in climate (or a climate change) drove these "creatures" if you will, up above ground. This led to surprising changes to their hormonal balance, and they all had crazy tantric sex on top of an innocent bystander who reportedly screamed "Jesus! They're like, doin' it on me! I mean, what?! Why?!". Yet another reason why old people should stop walking outside during sexual sessions. That's right i'm talking to you, neighbors. Bact to the point, they were all related, got pregnant, and had babies. As they were being birtheded they were punched repeatedly to maximize their small size, leading to "small inbred babies". Therefore, old people cause "small inbred babies" due to their scent attracting incest-loving rednecks. But, come'on, they're just so adorable!