Category:Things that should have antlers, but don't for some reason

There are things in this universe that ought to have antlers, but don't. Late night campfire stories are told of such creatures, lurking just beyond the light's reach, waiting with fang and claw, and of course, no antlers. Ah, but if they had them, all would be different in the world. Who knows, maybe we could see ultraviolet and infrared with our eyes, instead of relying on cold machines to translate the work of the gods. Pockets might suddenly fairly explode with garnets, or tennis pros could read minds.