Dihexploder

A Dihexploder is an ancient device, primarily used in Baraatopia from 400 to 1500. It was most famous for being the way Barack Obama XLVII died.

It is way too graphic to explain, but lest just say you won't goon again after. It has been used to execute many people, like I Suck Dih and Decege III. People would go to this Dihexplodium, where they would watch people get executed. Since there were no phones, their entertainment was the Dihexploder. Ancient Dixeploders have been found in Scotland, usually in old broken down Dihexplodiums. There was even a king, Dih Explodius, who was named after it.