Fluffalizer (object)

A horse who has found themselves at the wrong end of a fluffalizer

A fluffalizer is an object used to fluffalize. Anything can be a fluffalizer, as long as it has the capacity for fluffalization.

How it works

You aim it at the thingie and it goes poof. Poof! Like that! Boom, fluffshot!

what it does

A fluffalizer is used to fluffalize something, that is, make it fluffy. There are plenty of reasons to fluffalize, including:

• Boredom
• Boardom - the state of being a boar
• Perceived or actual lack of fluffiness
• To see what happens
• The voices in my head told me to

Not to be confused with

• Fluffazlier (object)

A fluffazlier (object) is an object that comes into existance when you misspell fluffalizer. No one knows how it works, because they haven't bothered to figure it out. However, the leading theory is that it does exactly the same thing as a fluffalizer does, but it makes a boof sound instead of a poof sound.

• Fluffalizer, the illogicopedia amdin

Fluffalizer, the illogicopedia admin is, as the title suggests, someone who hangs out on illogicopedia. Like the fluffazlier above, no one knows how they work. however,It is believed that the admin Fluffalizer may in fact be a Fluffalizer that gained sentience somehow, again through unknown methods.

• Gratuitous redlink

A gratuitous redlink is a species of centipede-lizard hybrid found in the desserts of Africa. They can be found in tarts, pudding, and wiki pages, despite wiki pages not commonly being eaten for dessert. (They're more of a breakfast food, if you ask me.) Gratuitous redlinks are not known to possess the capacity for fluffalization.

See also

• Fluffalizer
• Fluffer