Forum:I have a nasty habit of saying the wrong thing in front of women...

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Whenever they say hello to me, I immediately scream "P*R*OD ST*IN!!". I don't get it. You will be disgusted when you read this, brother... and farrrrrther. Who else does this? Only me? Oh. Oh well. Who needs women when you've got Mars Energy Drink? Who knew that energy could come from milk! MILK! MUUIILK! DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:04, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I see you managed to do exactly that with "kate" sheesh, you need neutering.--Silent Penguin 20:24, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Well we will have to see whether I've scared her to death or that she will become a dedicated user to the site and will, lets face it, pwn me. Now... where are my scissors? DG |Chatty Chaps| 22:07, 24 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Going running again then eh?--Silent Penguin 00:25, 25 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Never run without scissors, you might not hurt yourself --JonTehSexyMofo 00:36, 25 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
The Pepsi wore off ages ago anyway, so I'm safe. I can't seem to find my scissors so my chainsaw will do. Erhem. May I have your attention please? I am about to do the most stupidest thing ever... ow... OW.... AHHHHHH OWWWWW AAAAGGGG!! THA PAYN!!! .................... Finally. The splinter came out. And you thought I couldn't do such a thing with a chainsaw? DG |Chatty Chaps| 13:22, 25 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
We never doubted you for a second --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 13:59, 25 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
What's with the censorship here eh? I wouldn't worry about anyone being offended, we haven't had a female come within a stone's throw of here since 1969. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:44, 30 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)