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It says administrator's league, but it's intended for you common users too, bless you. I woulda put it in the logical sector to clear this up if it weren't for you meddlin' kids but I thought I'd let you feel special for five minutes.

Anyway, clearly Illogicopedia's hit a low point. The great train of users and user-related wardrobe malfunctions has derailed and crashed into an anti-public transport convention. So I'm thinking if I update this thing, change the feature, roll on some news, put a site message up and offer tips on how to get ripped in 3 weeks we can probably get this thing going again. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:42, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Gee that sounds swell, could I also buy testicle themed T-shirts from the Illogopedia Sotre?

What are you a freak savvy consumer? NO Yes! Two per immortal soul!

Anyways

So here's some links (soon to be added) of stuff being done and we'll take it from there.

1. Forum:The Cake is a Lie!
2. Forum:Awesome of the Month
3. Forum:Captions
4. Forum:Do Colombian people taste like coffee?

T3canolis' idea to boost activity

We need to hire large numbers of prostitutes and pay them to make articles. We may need a Spanish Illogicopedia for this as most are Mexican. As long as we say "Make" they should understand. Another plus is we can get laid if need be. Yes, MMF, you can hire male prostitutes. --T3 21:46, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for that T3. And now I will be taking your prostitutes as pennance. But anyway yeah, I figure the best way to get activity going again is to facilitate it, like make the site ready for any activity to be met with response and coolness, and start activitisaling myself. Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:05, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Why don't we have a pickle?

Oh wait, we've done that before.--Ben ^Blade 16:49, 19 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

TEH PICKEL KILLS ACTIVITY YOU PRUNE!--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:49, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

What if we have an anti-pickle? Where everyone except one guy wins, and the runner up is just mildly-banned Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:42, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

What if we combine the particles of two pickles together to form an anti-pickle? Like the Hadron Collider, but with mawr Illadgicapedia --Galanoth 14:21, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

cuz that's not just repeating exactly what I just said :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:59, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

NO U --Galanoth 18:16, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Case and point Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:20, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

NO U --Galanoth 22:48, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

DAMMIT!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!!??!?? Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:45, 21 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

probably luck, anyone can stab wildly for one of your dark secrets and find one :P--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:25, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

I know all of his secrets. For example, did you know that when he goes bowling, he likes to enter his name on the bowling computers as "Three-balls" so that when he gets a spare it says Congratulations, 3-balls, you've got a spare!. (hands up if you understood that dangerously un-funny joke)--Galanoth 20:06, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Haha. That made me chuckle. --T3 00:10, 29 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Lolz.--Ben ^Blade 00:31, 29 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

ur teh ghey --Galanoth 12:21, 29 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Worst Joke Ever.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:20, 30 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Heh... true. Now say it like Comic Book Guy. I won't hear it as I'm sitting at a computer, but I'll know you said it because I'm inside your mind. WORST. JOKE. EVER. --Galanoth 16:00, 30 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

What about an aggressive and shocking advertising campaign? We can show a guy getting punched to the floor then violently and graphically stomped to death, with the tagline 'This man didn't edit Illogicopedia. We think it's best that you do.' -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 17:29, 30 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

We should actually make YouTube videos though, and put one of those pointless keyboard spam description things in, like the title of this article-thing, to make people watch it. And teh videos just say "LOL ILLOGICOPEDIA" --Galanoth 19:55, 30 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you, I can read your mind. I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools. I can cheat you blind. And I don't have to see anymore to know that I can read your mind. --Nerd42 04:59, 1 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Are you trying to give me an erection? Cause... umm... you've done it. Yeah. I own at pickup lines. --Galanoth 15:35, 1 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

This thread disappoints me.

There simply aren't enough scantily clad ladies for my liking. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:55, 7 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

-puts on a wig and strips- Look, I'm Lady Gaga! -gets drunk- Now I'm you! --Galanoth 15:47, 7 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

These turn of events are, quite frankly, giving me the horn.--94.168.244.245 00:31, 8 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Dammit i.p.!!! Ivory was what I wanted for Christmas Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:03, 8 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

I came here because I heard something about hiring male prostitutes, and I was immediately up for whatever proposition was there. The only reason it took me so long was uh cos uh... i had to stop every few minutes to get even gayer MyMetalFurniture—talk 21:01, 11 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

You couldn't get any gayer if you tried, hunny <3 --Galanoth 21:11, 11 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

He so gay, he bum you long time. --94.168.244.245 15:42, 13 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Idea

--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:16, 31 Octodest 2010 (UTC) Illogicopedia t-shirts? --(ƒî)» 22:41, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Our problem is inactivity, not branding :P we need people to sell the t-shirts to first :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:05, 2 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

?pedia needs advertising. what if we hired a team of skateboarding lizards to spraypaint the banana in illogical places across the globe?

It's an inevitable lawsuit for seppy, but yeah go for it ^_^ Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:19, 4 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Is banana a euphemism? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 22:14, 4 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

*gets hot babes to load nude asian siamese Obma Bush boobies into a psycho power rifle xxx -- Keyword spam --. Hindleyite cuts loose the lolbag error 404 and let's loose the barrage of VIshnu roflcopter at Seppy* Testostereich • (ballsack) 15:45, 12 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

I didn't get any of that... TReich, have you been drinking that spam juice again? :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:52, 14 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

I was trying to use all the keywords in the title, but eurggh. Spam juice, can you imagine how wank that'd be? Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:03, 15 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

........--Poiz 15:43, 28 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I vote for the skateboarding lizards, must have missed that suggestion first time round. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:47, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Crossed my mind, a larger site, with a similar stance to us stupidedia.org or whatever it's called, the german one, has a large userbase. A suggestion ran around a page on that opening a ?pedia for those crazy germans would be suitable for some mainpage/languages section whoring. it seems like the sort of thing we should ask the community about, and send them an open letter, decreeing out interest in taking advantage of their popularity, maybe we can see some results, you never know until you ask, i can't see how we would be detrimental to their site, but as of benefits, i've no idea if it would help them, which would be the only reason they wouldn't bother. "cant be bothered, doesn't help us", so i think we should put together a letter we can put to the owner/community of the site. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:16, 31 Octodest 2010 (UTC)