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Enlist here for the Army of Discontinuity. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 16:22, 19 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

I am! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:48, 19 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
I eat cat bones, or not. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 20:51, 19 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Army of what now? Oh well, not like cnidarians have brains or anything... PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 02:48, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
The Army of Discontinuity! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 03:03, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
I am willing to die and join Paul Newman and Kim Jong-Il in heaven! 2+2=5
It brings raucous joy to my fleunkles to see that a proposed Army of Discontiuity is greeted with glee by all of you flunkies. That's not an insult. People who bring raucous joy to people's fleunkles are called "flunkies". Therefore, by the power of absolutely nothing (which is the greatest power of all, naturally, since nothing is... never mind), I confer upon y'all the position of Legionnaire of the 0 Brigade. Now put down those cheesy poofs and grok. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 05:27, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Sir, yes, sir! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 16:21, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Honestly, the baked sole seems to have gone rotten. MENTAL NOTE: Please take a piece of glass to the cat statue. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:01, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

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A hearty welcome to all of you diseased Legionnaires. All others, go about your business. For security reasons, spirit animals must check in with the concierge. Please deposit any devices which cause sphincter twitch into the orange receptacles marked "Garrulous Dregs". Placate any demons you might have a quarrel with before entering the Sacred Redunzl. Once having entered, find your sanitary pedestal, which will be inscribed with the name of your spirit guide and gender of your spirit animal. There will be no discussion of politics during the proceedings, so shut up now.

Gruntled, in the form of Reverend Zim_ulator, will cast appropriate spells, perform arcane wizardry and convene with the Demiurge. Feel free to point and laugh at me, for I am the Kaizumer of All that is Kaizumed. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 04:17, 21 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHA --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:21, 21 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Han Solo dies. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:03, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Was it that guy's sled, or not? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:41, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Rosebud. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 20:10, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Yeah. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:26, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)