Forum:Teh Illagic Pickal 3.1

AT LAST, THE RESULTS

After months of deliberation the gavvel has fallen:

Best Straight Article. The most bestest westest rambling for which the prize is a brain in a jar. Runners up get a book token each.
Best Randumb Article. The article that is most random and makes least sense, for which the prize is a free entry into the next pickle. Runners up get a semi.

The pickle was judged by Hindleyite, Nerd42 and some other user.

Results

That's right, the bit you all got bored waiting for!

No honourable mentions. There would have been but they all mugged and sexually pillaged my ageing mother.

Pickles are edible. Sometimes

Your pickle cannot have been in existence before 13:32, 31 Arche 2009 (UTC)
You have until the 13th of Aym to come up with the bestest god damn article you could ever write. On that date the entries page will be locked out and the long arduous lubing before the judging tea party will begin. Use the template {{Pickle}} to mark the article so it is not edited by someone else. Anyone caught editing a pickle article that isn't theirs will be fed our in-house giant amoeba that is Mr Metal FLower.
Only you may contribute to the article.
You may only submit one article. Editors are permitted to make whatever changes they like, including the article itself, providing it is done before the deadline.
You may cross out your article for whatever reason, and replace it with a new one before the final deadline.
Create your page in your userspace. For example: User:Randomdude/My Dumb Article.
The Judges decision is final, bribes are accepted in £15 denominations.