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State ten.. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:04, 28 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

..Things you can do with an elastic band. Go!

• Collect three and make an elastic band ball
• Hold brittle sandwiches together -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:04, 28 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

• Strategically reduce the blood flow to my hand.
• Cut it into a strip and take my lego men on an extreme bungee jumping holiday Testostereich • (ballsack) 11:11, 28 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

• Make something
• Do something
• Kill annoying flies —rms talk 17:59, 28 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

• Go on tour (*badum-tsss!*)
• Create a machine that uses an elastic band to trigger a device that shoots fire at a kettle that powers a steam turbine that powers a generator that generates electricity that powers an electric motor to stretch an elastic band --(ƒî)» 05:23, 29 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

• Make a catapult using your fingers and fire small screwed up bits of paper at sir's underbelly.
• Make a crocodile shut up by wrapping it round its mouth
• Replace your bike chain with it DG |Chatty Chaps| 16:30, 30 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• Hold up Action Man's ailing trousers
• Kill the Pope
• Use it as the rope in a tiny boxing ring you can use to make earthworms fight TO THE DEATH!!!!!!1
• Melt it down and see if you can trick someone its gold
• Ingest it rectally Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:22, 30 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• Slam it to the floor and claim victory -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 20:29, 30 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• Staple it to your forehead --Fishalishalish 02:50, 1 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
• Tie Christmas lights to your outdoor patio umbrella. simsilikesims 04:54, 1 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
• Compete with a friend to see who can flick the most elastic bands into the coffin before getting caught at a funeral

Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:58, 1 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

• Amuse yourself for hours --T3 21:35, 1 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
• Use it as the subject of some lame list.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:44, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
• Kill wasps ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101104 - 16:00 (UTC)

• Eat them with chili sauce.
• Kill a roommate.
• Collect millions together, creating a noticeable gravitational field.
• Put them on apples.
• Snap them on rapist's penises as a discouragement.
• Smell?
• Write a book report on them, and claim ADD makes it impossible for you to differentiate between books and rubber bands.
• Use as taco filling.
• Ignore them.
• Use them to attract monkeys.

Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 07:16, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

• Cut it in two, and then tie it back together again.
• Use as a topping on your waffles.
• Write something on it with a pen, and then stretch it out and make the words look bigger!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:11, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• Use it as a musical instrument (tighter for higher notes, looser for lower notes) simsilikesims 07:14, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• flick them at your postman for not leaving enough fecking rubber bands, nobody buys them, Paperchase price themselves out of that market. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 02:33, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

... take them on an elastic world tour? --Nerd42 01:58, 8 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

• Measure its length.
• Measure the length of your dingdong. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 03:22, 08/25/2012
• Stretch them across a shoebox to create a guitar. (Thanks, Blue Peter!) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:22, 30 Ergust 2012 (UTC)
• Make your nose go piggy. 06:00, 5 Serpeniver 2012 (UTC)
• Repeal the Volstead Act. 06:00, 5 Serpeniver 2012 (UTC)

..Things you shouldn't use as pickup lines.

• "So, how far along are you?"
• *Blankly stares at crotch for minutes, dribbling slightly*--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:52, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "Quite a fine day, fattie?"--ColbertNation 16:54, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "Wanna come up to my place, and I'll teach you some new diseases?" Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 23:04, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "I have a large penis."--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:02, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "So, I hear you're looking for an apartment?" ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101104 - 00:05 (UTC)
• "Little missy, when I first laid eyes on you from across the room, I knew instantly that you have bad teeth and you really need your eyebrows plucked. Also, you look fat in that dress. Can you buy me a drink? I'm kinda broke." -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 01:21, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "You know, I've got ten gold stars on Illogicopedia!"-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:00, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "I never knew beauty ran in the family genes." --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:31, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "Yeah, I play WoW... I'm the top rated Rogue on our server. I can solo Naxx. And you are as sexy as a Blood Elf. Are you impressed?"
• Hello there, You look quite wealthy. Will you marry me so I can kill you and get all of your money? Oh... uhh... forget everything after the word "me". Jayoskate 22:02, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• "Oooh, but you have such fine, fine wrists... makes me almost want to keep them." ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Novelniver 2010 - 22:03 (UTC)
• "Nice face. You know what you wanna do with that, right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it." Testostereich • (ballsack) 15:30, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
• "Want to see my content deleteds?" -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:04, 6 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
• "Hey there, gorgeous. My name's Ivan. Ivan Tohavesex. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 01:09, 12/07/2011
• "PINGAS!" My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 01:12, 7 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
• "I think you'll find I know how to handle a banana."
  • Still waiting to be shot for these.... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 15:16, 7 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
• Is that the Grand Canyon in your pants, or are you shitting vaccuum? 00:48, 21 Ergust 2012 (UTC)
• Hey, look at this web site I made. http://illogicopedia.org/ ! --Nerd42 (talk) 03:50, 30 Ergust 2012 (UTC)