Forum:The Resignation of Ginonater.

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Here it is. The moment all of you have been borking for. It's me, borkonater, leaving Illogiborkia. I'm sick of the bork rules that aren't set in bork, the abork of power and getting away with it just because you have a "BORK" title. I borklieve there is nothing to bork for if the voting system is borked and nobody borks a bork about it. Sure, I joined this site to have fun borking and there is some practice involved. This is my final goodbork, there's no borking back. Sorry, Jake for borking you down. For everybork else that enjoyed my borkticles, I apolobork, I apolobork for the unjust borks on this site. For everybork else, bork you. Bork you and your borktrocious actions on this site. BORK. YOU. Not just one person, I'm not borking out anybork. BORK. EVERYBORK. ON. THIS. BORK. vaGinonater I exist! 07:39, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Out of interest, I was not at all keen on the language thrown around in this rant and have thus taken it upon myself to bork it. You can still get the jist of it without the nasty bits. Ginonater, you really showed your true, ugly colours here, buddy. Way to go peacefully and with dignity. --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 01:30, 12 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Please note the following was written at 4:00am and I was in a very bad mood. I kinda sorta regret saying half of it.Thanks, everyone. FUCKING thank you. He is 100% right about what he said. This site is a building with no support, it will eventually tumble down. How can you have a site where nothing is set in stone? It's even the little things. I mean, an article won Illogicopedian of the Month. Seriously! We wonder why no one gives a shit about us and it's so obvious! I'm not saying we become like Uncyclopedia and become a dictatorship but let's at least make rules. I mean, why is everything so nonchalant? How can Testicles get away with obvious vandalism and no one says anything about it yet when someone tries to prove a point they get ignored. Reading the Abuse of Power forum it makes me sick to my stomach. How can you disagree with someone who is pointing out obvious flaws? There's no question he's right. I'm angry that he left but listen to what he's saying. I promise this right now. If you do not make changes and listen to what Ginonater says above; I too am leaving this site. We built this site on trying to be different than Uncyclopedia but it seems there's even a greater hierarchy here. Just because he might not be a phantom or an admin doesn't mean he's not right. The man lost to an article and everyone fucking laughed it off. How would it feel to lose something not because someone else was better but simply because the other people didn't want YOU to win. If you don't want someone to win IOTM, don't vote for them or vote against. Don't make some bullshit nomination just to rub it in their face that you don't think they should win. I'm tired of acting like our system is alright. There needs to be black and white. When everything is gray then there is no difference in anything. When you say a "case by case" basis you actually mean who is an admin or who is more important. Seriously. Set ground rules. Clean out old customs. (this is unrelated but by God's name, de-adminize inactive admins.) So yeah. I'm quitting if nothing is done and I really don't want to do that. This site just isn't inviting anymore because on the outside it's really easy to see the flaws and I hope Ginonater has opened our eyes to them. I'm not gonna convince him to stay or anything as much as I think he would. Don't regard him as a loser or a troll or a complainer but rather a the one who opened our eyes to the faults of Illogicopedia. So many people could see what's wrong but he was the only one to say anything. Don't badmouth him and you're an idiot if you disagree. Not making these obvious changes will be the death of Illogicopedia. Thank you. --T3 07:56, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Woah, chill[edit source]

Seriously. You mad.


If you want to bitch and stamp around when something doesn't go your way, then so be It. The past will repeat itself. I learnt that when I did the same and retired to try and change things nobody gave a shit. And you know, I respect them for that. Why should they have to think the sunshine comes out my arse when this site was here before me and most likely will be here in some form after I leave. This applies for you two as well. It was a simple cock drawing. A joke. You think taking the rules into your own hands somehow brings justice to what he did. If you think slamming the door behind you and leaving your best friend crying & screaming inside is the best option well, that's okay. Just don't think doing so should make everyone reform and change in your direction.

I'm being very blunt here, but I guess someone being such a Mardy squirt on requires a blunt blade to do the same. Ginoater - Come back when you're mature enough to take things on the chin. I have been in the same position and In the end it changed nothing at a. And thank god it didn't. he hasn't opened our eyes to our faults, he's pepper sprayed them. These admins are older, were here before us and can do a job ten times better than you two or I could. Suggesting they have even tighter claws then at Uncyclopedia (which Illogicopedia was an alternative to, not a rival wiki) is absolute Bullcrap. Go set up an Oddopedia and watch a flock of people head your way.

I'm gonna apologize for being so unsympathetic and I guess it is rather unnecessary - but we shouldn't have to put up with this bullsh*t.--Ben Blade 13:51, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Maybe for Ginonater it was about the cock drawing but not for me. I'm tired of everything being so informal. Being laid back is one thing but not having any rules applying to anything is another. How can you have a feature system that's updated when "the admins feel like it". I might be making mountains out of molehills but a lack of formality and rules has bugged me since I joined. I was in a bad mood last night. I dunno about Ginonater. And to Ben about that Uncyclopedia statement: I'm a black and white person. What isn't the best has to be the worst. So therefore, since Illogicopedia in my eyes is better than Uncyc. I see it as that Uncyc sucks and should burn in eternal damnation. --T3 16:45, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

If you want a black and white rules set in stone site, Uncyclopedia sounds perfect for you. Personally I love the laid back attitude of this site. As Ben says, being able to take something on the chin and carry on as if it never happened is vital if you are to be happy here. We don't regulate much, we don't update features regularly, and occasionally someone is beaten to the title of Illogicopedian of the Month by an article. It's how we roll. Deal with it or leave. --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 18:23, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Wait, wut[edit source]

TL;DR. Can someone autosummarize this for me? —rms talk 19:01, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Gino gets unhappy, leaves forever cuz admins do wrong and 'get away with it', T3 says yeah I will too cuz he was right and one day yo bitchez gonna die and btw i will leave too if shit don't be occurin'--Ben Blade 19:58, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Honesty[edit source]

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you guys. If some random person had posted this topic, I would have been as blunt as Ben and said everything he did but it wasn't. I mean, Ginonater is one of the most optimistic people I know and it's so rare that he gets upset over thing as much as he did so I figured I had to be a friend. I HAD to say something. I couldn't just stand back and let all of you disagree with him and make him hate the site even more. Because, though I hate to sound cliche, that's what friends are for. I do see some problems and I really don't care whether or not they change. I do like when things are black and white but I am really okay with the system we have now. And sadly, what's happening now is why he left the site. Because no one cares about the lowly user who lost to an article. I won't leave because I know that it won't solve anything. He'll continue to hate the site and I'll have to deal with it. The occasional, "Want to write a collab? Wait! You left the site" will be said. But all in all, nothing will change. The community wasn't different before him, and isn't different after. I guess the phrase, "Nothing gets solved unless you say something" doesn't apply to Illogicopedia. So we'll all go on and it will be like nothing had ever happened. No radical reformation will take place, nor will anyone else ask for one. Users will come and go and you'll nearly forget about this whole situation. Eventually you will stumble on to a talk page or past histories page with Ginonater's name on it and you'll remember this two week long "incident" and either laugh or cry (or neither) about it. So in the end, with all of the things that had happened no one will care. Ironically; Ginonater's Illogicopedia career began and ended with him losing to apathy. --T3 19:05, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Er, no O-Fences (intriguing article idea), but he sure as hack didn't deserve to win IOTM, i mean he wrote a couple of short mediocre article and edited like ten times. —rms talk 19:08, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I understand that and all but I'm trying to save my reputation here. Now that he's forever gone I'm not going to side with him simply because he's my friend. I'm neutral. And as you know, RMS, neutrality means that you don't really care. I don't care. It's fine the way it is and I'm sorry I've lied to all of you so my friend wouldn't seem like a complete bitch. I guess Illogicopedia isn't for anybody, apparently. Until I find another friend who is willing to love it as much as I do, I'll be alone yet again. Oh yeah, and don't be surprised if he vandalizes in the future. I'll revert his edits and all but to all you admins, he's gonna be on vandalism watch until Illogicopedia dies or I do. Whichever comes first.--T3 19:37, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
BAN 'IM —rms talk 19:42, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
He never said he was going to vandalize. I just think he might. If you ban him now then that will just be submitting to everything he thinks Illogicopedia is. --T3 19:46, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

U GUISE SRSLI THO[edit source]

What happened to the illogic? Browsing recent changes, all I see is people arguing with walls of text for answers. Stop doing that you guys! Can't we just agree that illogic should rule this site and stop arguing? /hippy. Also, @gino: suck my cock. --Galanoth 20:00, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

/Agreesrms talk 20:15, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
You two are gay wanted Ginonater to suck your cocks. Nevermind... I'll let you have your weird and disgusting gay oral sex orgy. --T3 21:14, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
T3 man, move over, there ain't enough room here for our weird and disgusting gay oral sex orgy. Gino, stop cumming.--Ben Blade 21:23, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Ben, you're gonna need a condom. I think Ginonater's got AIDs. --T3 21:36, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
:0 --Ben Blade 10:51, 12 Arply 2010 (UTC)
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Whoa people[edit source]

What's with all this drama? I think maybe the sun's making people crazy.

Testicles has paid for his crime. I'll admit there was never any precedent for an admin abusing their power so we kind of made things up as we went along, and TReich was indeed a rather naughty boy... but don't you think this is all an overreaction? Can we not get back to writing funny articles? :'( -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:53, 12 Arply 2010 (UTC)

I agree. --T3 21:12, 12 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I just happened to pop in and...what happened? What's with the sun these days... --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 12:37, 14 Arply 2010 (UTC)
The immature me would correct overreaction to "overerrection", the mature me just points it out :D --Silent Penguin 20:16, 14 Arply 2010 (UTC)
And that would indeed be an apt correction in light of the recent genitalia debacle. In fact, I would nom it for AOTM if it weren't for the very fact the joke succeeds due to its subtlety.
BTW, I already have a work experience kid in line to succeed Gino, so naaw warries! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:41, 15 Arply 2010 (UTC)


Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute[edit source]

Did I miss something? --(ƒî)» 04:50, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)

No, nothing here, move right along now —rms talk 05:35, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I think for the sake of your sanity it's best to ignore this topic, FI. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:44, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I missed something. Do I get a refund? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 12:19, 19 Arply 2010 (UTC)
No, but you get a free escort out of the forum topic! Here, let my guide you to Randumb Page Trolley. —rms talk 14:17, 19 Arply 2010 (UTC)

LOL[edit source]

That is all. MMF3.jpgMyMetalFanfictiontalk 17:48, 20 Arply 2010 (UTC)

*Hindleyite joins in the out loud laughage*
Sorry, what were we laughing at again? I forgot. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:43, 20 Arply 2010 (UTC)