HowTo:Cope with the fact that your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping
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So your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping. Big deal. It happens to everyone at some point. Except for me. Don't question it. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yes. This handy guide will make you cope with the fact that your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping, and hopefully subdue any urges to find exactly where they took your brain to so you can splorch it back into your now potato-tastic skull.
Step 1: Ensure that your brain has indeed been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping[edit | edit source]
Sometimes, when people say that somebody replaced their brain with a potato while they were sleeping, their brains haven't been replaced with potatoes at all, but rather some other fruit. To ensure that you are not simply lying, try to think about something. If you are experiencing a Thought(TM), your brain has most likely not been replaced with a potato, but if you are experiencing a French Fries(TM), your brain has likely been replaced with a potato. If you are still not sure, go to your nearest doctor (if those things still exist) and ask them any question relating to potatoes and potato accessories. They will understand the situation and produce a special hammer designed for maximum whacking of the skull. The quality of the sound made will determine if there are brains or taters in there.
Step 2: Remember that there's nothing you can do now that will get your brain back[edit | edit source]
Having your brain replaced by a potato while you were sleeping can be scary, but this is your life now. You don't know who took your brain and replaced it with a potato while you were sleeping, and you especially don't know if I was involved. Not that I was. I mean, you don't know! Could be anyone except me! So don't ask me where your brain went after being replace with a potato while you were sleeping, because I don't know where it could be. But I know it's not in my closet. Please, do not check my closet.