ISIS (Edgy)

This article was not written by Mexicans. They'd have written a better article in a shorter time.   I saw a Mexican make a roof in 15 seconds. He made me lose my job!

ZOMG ISIS AND TEH TALIBAN HAS TEH SNIPER SKILLZ

AMERICA IS REKT

(The two contributors of this article are most likely now on the U.S. terrorism watch list. Why? Because America is just that JEALOUS AND SCARED OF TEH NOSCOPE SKILLZ OF TEH TALIBAN)