IllogiNews:"Weird Al" Yankovic declared "un-weird"

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LYNWOOD, Californium

Normal citizen not famous for song parodies named "Weird Al" Yankovic, who was declared "weird" by the Californium government is no longer weird and shall be addressed as simply "Al Yankovic" or "Fred Yankovic". Thus, Al is no longer "weird". Correspondent Chuck Norris has this to say:

Al is not a weird man. I don't know why anyone would consider him to be weird or why they ever did. Now, he is a model citizen and helps little kids. Now, quite contrary to popular belief, I did not lie about any of this.

Anyway, Al will live life as normal and this story is just a waste of your time since it is just about a normal, non-famous Californium citizen, though this story is completely credible and contains no lies.