IllogiNews:0 n0es epidemic sweeps the internet
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An epidemic of epidemic proportions swept the internet today- the "0 n0es!" epidemic. It was reported to have started when a user's MMORPG account got h4xx0r3d. "0 n0es!" he yelled. Since then, countless n00bs have been pwnt or h4xxx0r3d and they all yelled "0 n0es!".
The epidemic spread to teh non-n00bs as well when a businessman made a payment via an online bank, but found out that the bank was a fr00d, and all his money had be h4xx0r3d. "0 n0es! I'm soooo poor, I'm gonnal dies! N00000000000000000000000eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!" he cried, before getting pwnt by the magic hax.
The magic hax did not stop at him alone. A female prosecutor found all her files h4xx0r3d, hence completely destroying her case again serial rapist H4x Irapu. "0 n0es! Fak u magic hax!" she yelled, before paying the magic hax to assassinate Irapu anyways.
"0 n0es! my socky got nommed for banning!" yelled a Wikia sockpuppeteer, who was subsequently captured and hanged by Teh Royale Jimbo Wales Tribunal.
Internet security is clueless about how to deal with teh epidemic. "I don't know what we're gonna do." said AVG Anti-Virus 2011. "I'm under a free license after all, there's not much we can do anyways." he added. "0 n0es! My antivirus suxxxxxx!!!!!" yelled a user of AVG upon hearing this.