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In an effort to subvert the democratic process, Popular Science magazine has begun selling preemptive adorable echidna cuddles to North Korea. Proprietary salmon editing software is also part of the deal. What's the world coming to when a Piper Cub can cantanker carnivorous marine mammals towards a wider goal of cross-dressing Bolivian archeologists.

The coach was all like, "what's with you all and your tomfooligans?", and we were like. "hey, we all left high powered law firms to be here supporting football, so you'd better show some appreciation, mister".

About when Karl came out of the membrane, the means justified the ends. He quipped, "the manner by which we articulate a priori predicates how much fun we have while we're doing it".