IllogiNews:CIA sends photo of The Cursed Wiki Article to Kim Jong-Il to assassinate him
Seoul, South Korea
Sept. 007, 2007
Central Intelligence Agency agents send photo found in The Cursed Wiki Article today in an attempt to assassinate President Kim Jong-Il. It is hoped that Kim will doom himself, and Communism will then collapse in the peninsula. If successful, Korea can look forward to unity, and of course a Korean language version of Illogicopedia, mainly mocking the once menacing north.
History[edit | edit source]
It all started in World War I, the British found out the fatality of the World's Funniest Joke. In World War II, Hitler wised up, having everything from Britain jumbled up with a reversed Enigma machine. Even the encryption, though not fatal, would make someone rather ill, and it would be identified as the fatal joke. The British turned, instead, to photography with ally America's help. In time, they succeeded with cursed videotaping. With the start of the Internet, the CIA wanted to produce a single fatal photo and have it distributed to world enemies. Wikis (At least humour-oriented types) provided a good source of material. The number of people contributing through edits would greatly facilitate the necessary amount of humour and crap to subliminally fill the image. The image is said to overload the brain with a fatal dose of hysteria (through humour) and annoyance (through crap) causing death within a week (the time it takes the brain to process the information to a pure fatal form). Adding curse-prevention templates seem to only have a placebo effect in extending a person's life beyond exposure.
US State Department Advisory[edit | edit source]
You are advised to stay away from North Korean websites, not only to avoid Communist and terrorist propaganda, but to avoid inadvertant exposure to the cursed photo. It would help to stay away from Iranian and Syrian websites too; the CIA is keeping plans against those leaders top-secret (and you don't really want to get involved with terrorism anyway).
THIS IS SERIOUS![edit | edit source]
This IS serious; how else could it make IllogiNews?