IllogiNews:Donald Trump runs for President of Iraq

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BAGHDAD, Iraq-Much to George Dubya Bush's dismay, Sir Donald You're Fired Trump has finally announced his candidacy for President of Iraq. Sir Trump noticed a long line of weak-willed leaders who only cared about themselves and shish kabob. Sarah Palin, who still hasn't shown a birth certificate, calls Trump's run a turd sandwich. The Apprentice is expected to go off the air as Trump adjusts for Iraqi life.

YOU'RE FIRED!