IllogiNews:FDA says McDonald's is bad

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WASHINGTON DC, USA August 20, 2008

The FDA (Fill Dumb Apple) has just said that McDonald's food is bad for you. They say it does such things as make you turn into a Pac-Man, makes you green and yellow, makes your house animated and if you are under -51516516 of age, makes you grow 8546546465588598768788634513686 more feet and 58 more toes. They didn't ban it because they felt like it.