IllogiNews:First picture emerges of man charged with double murder of two women in Oxfordshire
This article is part of IllogiNews, your sauce for chips and sausages. |
An Oxfordshire man's picture has been published with a report that he killed two women, each twice, using some sort of thought experiment, a box, a cat, some marbles, Prussic acid, a duck and four women. Despite a lack of scientific and academic credentials, Mr. Leonard Ulysses Diapermound, whose home is dissected by the towns of Oxfordshire and Platitudinous Carver Plinky-Winky, has no insurance to cover his belongings in the event of an earthquake.
On learning of the murders, sometime next door neighbor Clive Gelatinous said, "Well, he used to put the ointments on in his garden, for all to see. That was right unusual.". Other acquaintances of the accused have described him as variously, "churlish" and "latitudinous".