IllogiNews:Goats Plague Earth, Humanity Crumbles

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It has been weeks months since the goats took over

I don't think there is anyone but me left.

There's no society anymore, nor a outpost of people. The last of humanity is scattered.

Wait is that- a goat looking at me through the one way window?

They are evolving. I have no chance of survival anymore.

This will be broadcasted to an alternate universe, heed this warning, do not ever let goats w̵̧̛̫̯̼̤̟̞̟̩̍̏͊͂͑́́̄̕a̴̲̭̬͖͙̭̣̠̦̅̄p̵͓̗̼͍͔͓͌̆̅͋̈́̊͑͘͝a̷̗̙̦̋̍̐̌̄̔̀̉͌̚͘͠ ̷͉̝͎̝̲̙̩̭̂̂̿̚͜n̶̡͓̳̲̫̮̞̯̮͋͋͊̌͐̔̊̊̈͗̃̀͒̕̕o̸͇͔͍͈͖̟̤͉̗͉͇͙̐̂o̸̩̳̻͚̟̼̥͙̬̤͔̦̔̑̿͗̇̆̂͘͜i̵̢̡̡̖̟͍̱̘̠̩̥̮͚̍ͅ ̸̤̲͓̄̒͆͑͛̔̇̊͜͝ỷ̵̹̼̯̯̯͙͉̎̌̚a̷̛̼̗̺͇̺̖̝̣̭͎̗̾̒͑͒̑̇̽́̇̕͠b̴̼̯̻̥̜͉̳͈̮̙̐̊͛̋̋͝͠͠ã̵̧̢̜̟̭̬̩͈̩̦͙̘̀̕͜ ̷̜͉͓̯̠̙̩͊̊̎̇h̷̉̈́͛̈̔̊͆̿̔̔͝ͅó̵̠͈̹͖́̑̚ȏ̸̢̺̻͖̝͇̪̫̗̜͎͙͈͇͂̋͛́̃̀͊̓̀͘͝͠ǫ̷̡̗͚͔͚̤̂̎̀͆͜ó̴̢͔̺̠̦͚̝̭̤́̉̋̔͌̋̄̀͂̒̎̑ͅͅ