IllogiNews:Heather Reportation Novelniver 19th
Welcome I am your new IllogiNews reportah which I am Heather lol.
this Is the Novelniver 19th '07 editional edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Wazzup 'round da globe[edit | edit source]
We have discovered some really weird things around the Illogic World today.
I am doing a live report outside my house. An IP address which edits ?pedia reported to me that the air is walking. Oh my god Oh my god! I can't breathe! The (choke) IP (choke) address (choke) told me (choke) that (choke) my house (choke) has aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!!!
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Thank you I am in my house! I can breathe! Breathe! Delicious air! Well, I am allowing people to come to my house if there's no air at your place. HEY! QUICK! I limit 30 people here at one time and bring air tanks to take some air in my house, and plants still breathe out air but it still walks so too bad. We have no idea when the air will make its butt stop.
A person from UK reported to me that last night, a giant flying robot decided to kick down the moon. Other people have reported that they have no moon. So they had a light thing all over the world to turn as much lights on as possible and open all windows in buildings to keep the light. The moon, however, is going up again! So UK is floating in the sky. At night you'll see that UK is floating up in the sky. Freeky.
Another giant robot is plotting with a lot of other giant robots to use a lawnmower to make Europe shorter, so now everything in Europe is tiny.
Some idiot gave a few kangaroos guns, and they shot Australia in half, so now there is Australia A. and Australia B.
Mexico is walking away because SOME PERSON was screaming so loud to their mango on the front mat. So the person was in mexico and it exploded because the noise wouldn't go away, and the mexicans, because they make roofs in 15 seconds, rebuilt Mexico in 5 minutes tops. Wow.
And, an idiot used USA and Canada as an airplane, so I suggest you put seatbelts on all chairs and we will tell you when the USA takes off later.
And in other parts of the world a giant banana will smash the area, eliminating that area.
We do not know why these whack stuff is happening.
Weather for this week[edit | edit source]
- TODAY: Raining bananas.
- TOMMOROW: Snowing Seppys.
- WEDNESDAY: Blizzard of Heather.
- THURSDAY: Sunny with the Illogicopedia logo as the sun.
- FRIDAY: Drizzling Hindelyites.
- SATURDAY: Flurries of Ryan.
- SUNDAY: Clouds of bananas.