IllogiNews:Illogicopedian saves day; becomes disliked by everyone
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INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION, 16 MAY 2016
Known Illogicopedia contributor XY007 (yes, the mainspace link is there on purpose) is now disliked by everyone, due to being annoying on his momentary illogical trip to the International Space Station. For instance, he wanted to do the floating fruit trick. With a watermelon. It ended up hitting one astronaut on the head and causing him to be transported back down to Earth for hospitalisation. This incident made headline news, although Fox News changed it. A lot. According to Fox News, he saved the astronauts from an air leak, because conservative ≠ truth. Some quotes:
“I'm going to build a wall around that guy and make HIM pay for it!”
“Who cares about the budget when you have stuff like this to do?”
“If that had been me, I'd actually have saved the day, not the flawed things Fox News said.”
The only good point of the incident is that people are now wearing Litten badges on the streets of New York, in support of the Ism Party National Convention, which opens on Friday.