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27 MARCH 1984, LENINGRAD In Leningrad were reports of dinner eat man. In accordance of Soviet policy many phenomena in reverse happen, this was one instance of that.
Что случилось[edit | edit source]
Man did eating plov, his wife had making it. But then when man had finished dinner, by stomach pains, and all went wrong. Man was seen his skin removing layers itself, and then muscle he saw. Himself touched face, and feeling was strangely. For Lenin's sake, I am not joke, this happening. At 2 hour man no skin, no muscle. Was removal of the ability of speech of words, by man just was bone. Madness.
Отзыв полицией[edit | edit source]
"On 27 March was man nothing no," stated Dmitry Zharonov, state investigator. "Nothing to remove for ambulance crew. Coroner was sent to get remains, which fluid was primarily. We will state, however, that is man - Ilya Ponorin, to him 46 years."
Другие отзывы[edit | edit source]
Vasily Kumuldrin, 16th member of the 1342nd section of the 1345 secretariat of the 93235134th commission of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, stated "Tragic event happened in Lenin Street, will not happen again."