IllogiNews:In shocking surprise announcement, Pope says Catholics remain Catholic

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DATELINE: THE VATICAN -- In a shocking surprise announcement today, the Pope said that Catholics are and will probably remain Catholic, and that the Catholic church will still hold to Catholic church teachings. Due to the media frenzy this astounding revelation received yesterday, other world religious leaders have followed with similar statements. The Dalai Lama in Tibet stated that Buddhists will continue to be Buddhists, and the Mormon Prophet in Salt Lake City, Utah, when asked whether Mormons would continue to be Mormon, responded very strongly in the affirmative. The Kalifate could not be reached for an official statement, but insiders within the Muslim world report that yeah, Muslims will probably continue to be Muslim too.

The ignorant masses of Western journalists seem to have signaled their intention to continue to remain almost totally ignorant of the subjects they cover, and to be shocked and surprised at the fact that religious people believe and say religious things. And as King Solomon put it, there is nothing new under the Sun.

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