IllogiNews:Previous IllogiNews claimed to be false!

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Previous IllogiNews (about deadly bananas) was claimed false by Silent Penguin himself, therefore the Illogicopedia logo doesn't have to change. There's no scientific research to prove it, but Silnet Penguin (God) said so therefore it's true.

Silent Penguin has communicated no such news to me, a great and powerful Oz admin. Reagan said, "Trust, but verify", but he stole that colloquialism from the Russians. Boris Badenov is a "Russian", or at least a spy from a Soviet Bloc country, therefore, alpaca.