IllogiNews:Stone leg of snake not suitable for crops, says President
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Some place, Australia -- In a surprise move last Saturday, the President announced that chopping of a snake's leg and petrifying it would not help the growth of carrots.
He stated, "My underpants are purple", which was carefully analyzed and decoded. He also happened to mention the AHO, a sub-branch of methiodic bed-wetting methods. AHO defines the fifth constant of Alpha, in a carefully black-pulled method of Russia.
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In the end, it was much ado about much, due to the high amount of coke in the pool, and an overdose of gnome trucks.
Meanwhile, Monopoly players still can't work out where their tomato sauce went.
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- Berjonskie couldn't drink cookie mouth
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