IllogiNews:Tips for dating an Aries woman found in local trash can, but it was clickbait
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While procrastinating on his homework, a local student decided to dig through his trash can to see if he had accidentally thrown away any good mail or stuff like IRS (not the wrestler who had a unique monster clown son who recently perished!) audit notices that is unpleasant but that he really should know about. He had been getting an obscene amount of junk mail trying to sell him slot machines made in an undisclosed Asian Pacific country (he had never even stepped foot inside a real casino, let alone owned one) and had frequently gotten neurotic anxiety about the thought of accidentally having thrown away real mail. On this fateful occasion, a piece of text caught his eye-"Tips On Dating An Aries Woman." He was skeptical, but intrigued at the same time, and opened the envelope.