Moccasins

Three moccasins planning something devious

Moccasins are fun little leather shoes. Sometimes they make a noise that sounds like "Moccasin!" This makes them ideal dinner guests, dates, and entertainment. They also do weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries, cavity fillings, and funeral-weddings. Clapping them together sounds like the hoofbeats of a horse when someone ate all the coconuts. However, be aware of their cries of "Moccasin!" when doing this, as most horses do not usually say "Moccasin!". In fact, most horses speak fluent English.

Usage

Moccasins are often used for throwing at people. You know you hit your target when the "ka-blomf" sound is accompanied by the moccasin and target saying "Moccasin!" in unison. You can also throw people at moccasins if you can lift them.

See moccalso

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