Orson Welles

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“You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that change from one thing to another... I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed.”

~ Orson Welles on transformers, about five days before his death
Welles a few days before his destruction at the hands of the Autobots.

Orson Welles was an actor who was also planet shaped, and he hailed from a little harbor city called Kenosha, Wisconsin. He died doing what he loved, which was writing some banger movies. Unfortunately, the Autobots got to him and blue him up, leaving only his head behind. They were under the impression he was dead, but his head kinda just floated around and he probably came back a whole bunch of times. At least he still has Galvatron, who is his new son.