Penguin that knows your middle name
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A penguin that knows your middle name is just that. A penguin that happens to know what your middle name is. Somehow.
What it is[edit | edit source]
A penguin.
What's so special about it[edit | edit source]
It knows your middle name.
What it knows[edit | edit source]
Your middle name.
My whole name?[edit | edit source]
Nope. Just your middle name.
Why?[edit | edit source]
I don't know. Why would a seemingly random penguin know what your middle name is? Who told it your middle name? Why only your middle name? And why your middle name?
And if you're all "hey wait a second, I don't have a middle name!" that's because the penguin never told you.