Signs of life
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Here they are. The signs of life you were looking for. Feel free to take one, I've got a bunch.
What, were you expecting something different?
Well, I was kinda surprised to find literal signs that say "life" on them.[edit | edit source]
Well, these are all I have. You want to take one for the road, show it off to other people like you looking for signs of life? They're free, unless you want to leave a bribe. Uh, tip. I meant tip.
No, no, it's fine.[edit | edit source]
Really? Well, these are the only signs that say "life" around for miles (kilometers if you're into that kind of stuff). You're missing out, honestly. I mean, how many people are out there giving away free signs, let alone ones that say "life" on them?
What if I don't want a sign?[edit | edit source]
What kind of person doesn't want a sign?