Talk:Irate neighbour with a hedge clipper chasing a dog chasing a cat chasing a hamster on a keyboard

That's gotta be one large keyboard! --THE 23:44, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)

I've heard two different accounts of the incident. One eyewitness said that the man was small in stature, wearing a men's size 3 running shoe, if that. But another insisted he was average sized, and that all the participants of the chase ran over the keyboard only once on their way through the room. Both agree that the keyboard was a complete write off, and was not covered under replacement warranty. --The Bard of Illogicopedia 00:35, 29 Arply 2009 (UTC)