The Ant Murderers
The Ant Murderers are omnipotent and existential entities created from the void to make sadistic articles about ant hunger games to corrupt the mind. Not related to omnipotent birdie entity scp 4585749fhfiurhf.
Early life[edit | edit source]
As mentioned earlier, the Ant Murderers were born from the void. But there is much people don't know about them. As kids, they had a strange need to dig up ant piles and take the queen ant and trap it in a magical frito bag. Once they found each other, the formed a cult and vowed to end the family Formiciafbujdosfknfed. They also catch bees, shave them, and then shake them. They once nearly got arreted for creating the Ant Party, which we will not further discuss.
Education[edit | edit source]
They were taught at Durr Elementry and graduated from Atalqqaya gilbert gonzalas school for the mentally ill with a degree in Animal Abuse and Genocide.
Motives and fears[edit | edit source]
The Ant Murderers have many motives, but the main one is simply cruel, disgusting, unforgivable entertainment. They have previously tried to make the ants mate to no avail, and also simply (for some ironic reason) love ants. Especially the Cinder Clan. They often criticize people for things they have trouble with (i.e. embarrassing you around someone they like, believing and not checking facts from YouTube, etc.). They have many, many insecurities and a very short temper. They always think that they are being bullied, and they are obsessed with dragons, brutal murders, and violence. They are a major victim of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, where you are very unintelligent in an area, yet you believe you are practically a genius. They also think they are poor for some reason. He-I mean they, have had four crushes at once. He is very immature but thinks the contrary. They always for some obscure reason, wear bandanas.
Known members[edit | edit source]
- Lava Monster (Erdna)
- nailuj
- SMOK
Honorary memebers[edit | edit source]
The Ant Party[edit | edit source]
What? I thought we weren't discussing this! Oh well. The Ant Party was a short-lived cult that aimed to take the Ant Murderers sadistic ideals worldwide. They attempted to break into a lab, where they would steal gene modifiers, and edit the ants DNA to make them big, strong, and be able to mate with each other with no queen. Thankfully, though, their plots were foiled and they were nearly charged with the extinction of multiple ant species and disrupting the natural ecosystem. However, they escaped, and their current location is unknown. So if someone ever comes knocking on your door who claims to have an infinite collection of knowledge, and all you need is a tube and ants, run away immediately, call protective services, and a national alert should be issued.