The Guiness Book of People who Haven't Broken any World Records or done anything worthy of Notice
The Guiness Book of People who Haven't Broken any World Records or done anything worthy of Notice is a massive volume published by the makers of The Guiness Book of World Records. However, instead of being devoted to those who've forged new grounds by breaking previous world records, this book is devoted to people who've never broken a world record in their lives. In short, it's a book devoted to listing people who have accomplished absolutely nothing during their time on planet Earth.
Every year, a new volume of the book is published, spotlighting various inconsequential mediocrities from around the world. At the end of each year, Guiness selects a person to award the MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL PERSON ON PLANET EARTH award. The prize is a free plunger.