The elusive toffee donut and how its capture led to disappointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a happy memory.

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Yifflwn. After the mountain heir had cleared leaving only a genitalised haze, the protaganist set off in the quest bellow all other quests. <- The first three lines of the germanese section of the instruction pamphlet for the covert nuntendo DS game that shares the name of this article. ( if you think I'm gonna spend time and effort writing out the full title: "The elusive toffee donut and how it's capture led to dissapointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a hapy memory" you've gotta be ki- ... awww, You guys suck!).

Controls[edit | edit source]

  • x - pull out
  • y - push in
  • x+y(repeatedly) - Trigger Orgasm Earthquake

Plot[edit | edit source]

The game is based on my real life experience where as an assassin I assto assago at killin' the asstek's ass (donkey).The toffee donut decided to be An American and eluded my capture forcing me to foam at the mouth and take out my angeressness on nany nearby inferior-brand donuts. Eventually I found what I was searching for and because it hadn't been eaten or roflcopter'd for a while it had gone stale and fishy which dissapointed me because I had been HOping for a ziffle flavwnt toffee donut. Anyway I cried and had fantastic make-up secks with my estranged broomstick.

Reflections and ratings[edit | edit source]

  • Maker of the game - "My client cannot comment because he has a wang blocking his nasal tunnel at the moment and my other client doesn't feel like removing it any time in the next decade".
  • The Guardian - "STOP FOLLOWING ME! I DON'T WANT TO RATE YOUR 4 STAR GAME THAT WAS WRONGLY RATED PG WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 10+ AND SOME OF THE PLOT HOLES REALLY GOT ON MY NERVES AND MADE ME KNOCK OFF A STAR BUT OTHERWISE OK!!! GRRRR!!!" (Sounds of hasty escape and an enraged vocal chord roffiling up the garden path).
  • Some random kid - (Splat noise - either a good solid rating or it was something to do with our camera man consuming him with his splodgy elbow).

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